Jogja's Richest Hotel: Unbelievable Luxury Awaits in Yogyakarta!
Jogja's Richest Hotel: Unbelievable Luxury Awaits in Yogyakarta!
Jogja's Richest Hotel: Unbelievable Luxury Awaits in Yogyakarta! - Or Does It? (A Messy, Opinionated Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups. I've just emerged, blinking and slightly bewildered, from the gilded cage that is Jogja's Richest Hotel. They say unbelievable luxury awaits. And yeah, there's some truth to that. But let's be real, life (and hotel reviews) ain't a perfectly curated Instagram feed. This is going to be messy, honest, and hopefully, useful. Forget the polished PR fluff – you're getting the raw, unfiltered me.
First Impressions & the Accessibility Angle - A Mixed Bag:
The sheer size of the place hit me first. It’s enormous. Now, finding the entrance? That was easy, thankfully – the signage is decent. Elevator is a MUST-HAVE, and thankfully, they got that down. They claim to have facilities for disabled guests, but I couldn't fully put that to the test, so take that with a grain of salt. The access certainly could be improved. Getting to the lobby from the drop-off area was a bit of a trek for someone using a wheelchair, and the initial ramp I encountered was a bit steep. More on their commitment to access later. I'm a bit of a softie; if they are committed to improving that, that would be something I can get behind. So, Accessibility: It's… there. Definitely some work needed to be truly inclusive.
Cleanliness & Safety - Overkill? Maybe, But I Appreciate It:
Listen, after the last few years, if a hotel doesn’t emphasize cleanliness, I'm OUT. The Richest Hotel gets it. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and room sanitization between stays are all standard. They even have professional-grade sanitizing services listed. I'm not sure if they use it, but I'd trust that. They have more hand sanitizer dispensers than I have socks! Hand sanitizer is everywhere, and staff is trained in safety protocol. They have a doctor/nurse on call, a first aid kit, the whole shebang. Frankly, it felt a little over the top, like a germaphobe's wet dream, but hey, I’m not complaining. They're clearly taking it seriously. I observed physical distancing of at least 1 meter between people in the elevator, which was great during the afternoon.
Rooms: The Gilded Cage (Almost) Worth the Price?
Let’s talk about the rooms. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. This is the ultimate list for a standard hotel room, and they've included it all. I was booked in one of the suites. It was… impressive. Massive. A sofa you could get lost in. The bathtub was practically a swimming pool. The kind of room where you accidentally spend half an hour just marveling at the sheer excess of space. The bed was heavenly. The blackout curtains? Essential for my sleep schedule. The décor? A little… much gold, if I'm honest. My head started to hurt a little.
The Wi-Fi is FREE!
The highlight? They got the internet nailed, the Wi-Fi is free, Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN and the Wi-Fi in all rooms!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: An Edible Adventure (Mostly):
Okay, let's be real – hotel food is often a gamble. But Jogja's Richest Hotel has a pretty impressive arsenal.
Restaurants: A Vegetarian restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and a Western cuisine in restaurant. They have several restaurants, and a coffee shop. Coffee/tea in restaurant. Desserts in restaurant. Soup in restaurant. Salad in restaurant. They even have a poolside bar! I ate at the Asian restaurant, which offered a pretty respectable Asian breakfast and they have coffee/tea in restaurant. Breakfast [buffet] was expansive, maybe too much. Breakfast takeaway service is offered.
Things To Do (or, How to Relax like a Sultan):
This is where the hotel really shines. Things to do, ways to relax. The spa/sauna is divine. Seriously. Just do it. They have a Spa, Sauna, and Steamroom. I feel like I could live in it. The massage? Worth the splurge. I opted for the signature treatment, and let me tell you, I emerged feeling like a new person. They have a pool with a view and swimming pool [outdoor] as well. They have a Gym/fitness, Fitness center and I swear, the gym made me feel inadequate. I tried the Foot bath, and it was great.
Services and Conveniences: Spoiled Rotten (Almost):
The list of services is endless. Air conditioning in public area, Airport transfer, Babysitting service, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast service, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Family/child friendly, Food delivery, Front desk [24-hour], Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, etc. The point is, if you need it, they probably have it. And they’re generally pretty good at providing it.
For the Kids:
- Babysitting service
- Family/child friendly
- Kids facilities
- Kids meal
What Could Use Improvement (My Gripes):
- The "Unbelievable Luxury" Thing: It's luxurious, sure, but slightly impersonal. It’s a well-oiled machine, but sometimes you miss the human touch. A genuine smile goes a long way.
- More Local Flavor: As much as I love a good international menu, I wish they leaned more into local Jogjan cuisine and culture. A little more gudeg, a little less… gold leaf on everything, you know?
- The Price Tag: It's expensive. Like, really expensive. But you generally get what you pay for in terms of service and amenities.
The Verdict:
Jogja's Richest Hotel is a solid choice if you're looking for a pampered escape, especially if you're willing to pay a premium. It’s not perfect, but the positives far outweigh the negatives. Just come prepared to embrace the glitz (and maybe bring a good book to escape the potential overwhelm of it all).
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a Yogyakarta adventure, all based out of The Rich Jogja Hotel. This isn't your glossy brochure, people. This is the real deal, warts and all. Prepare for some seriously unedited travel chaos.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Hotel Room Hunt (and a near-death experience with a durian)
7:00 AM (Jakarta Time) - Flight Disaster (Almost): Okay, so I woke up in Jakarta (because that's where I live, duh), convinced I'd overslept and missed my flight. Heart hammering, I practically vaulted out of bed, only to realize it was still 3 AM in Jogja. Rookie mistake. Still, the sheer panic… that set the tone, didn't it?
9:00 AM - Landed in Jogja! (Hallelujah!) & The Ride to the Hotel: Okay, the flight was thankfully uneventful. The drive from Adisutjipto Airport to The Rich Jogja was… a journey. Traffic. Crazy motorbikes weaving. Seriously contemplating wearing a helmet inside the car. But hey, got a good view of the city waking up.
10:00 AM - The Rich Jogja: First Impressions & Room Roulette: The hotel! It looked imposing and a little bit fancy, which is kind of my speed. The lobby was bright and breezy. Check-in, relatively painless. Then came the room… First room, "a bit noisy" as they politely put it, overlooked a construction site. Second room: "Okay, this is kinda nicer." Third room: "HEAVEN! A balcony!". Victory felt so sweet.
11:30 AM - The Durian Incident (My Soul Almost Left My Body): Okay, this. Outside the hotel, a street vendor. Durian. My nemesis (because everyone told me to eat one). The smell hit me first. Like gym socks marinated in gasoline. I took a bite. Sweaty, cheesy, oniony… My face melted. I think I saw God. I spat it out, nearly puked, and ran back to the hotel. Moral of the story: listen to your instincts. Stay away from durian. Seriously.
1:00 PM - Lunch at a Warung Near the Hotel: Recovering from the durian trauma, I needed sustenance. Found a little warung (a small local eatery) a few blocks away. Ordered Nasi Goreng (always a safe bet) and iced tea. The nasi goreng was AMAZING. The iced tea? Way too sweet. Lesson learned: specify "less sugar." The people-watching, however, was worth the sugar rush.
3:00 PM - Hotel Pool Time (and Existential Dread): The swimming pool! Looked amazing in the photos. The reality? Decently sized, but full of kids splashing. My attempt at a graceful swim turned into more of a splash-fest of my own. Sat at the edge of the pool and just listened to the kids. It was nice, it was meditative. I thought about my life. It was all very profound, and probably very silly.
7:00 PM - Dinner Attempt and Fading of the Light: So, I tried to find a cool place to eat. Got lost. Again. Ended up at the hotel restaurant. Overpriced, and the food was… fine. Service, though? Wonderful. They understood I was exhausted and frazzled. Big applause to the staff!
9:00 PM - Sleep. Lots and lots of sleep. (And the silent but deadly construction sounds again.): I passed out.
Day 2: Temples, Tuktuks & Temple Trauma.
7:00 AM - Breakfast Buffet (and the Search for Coffee): The Rich Jogja does a decent breakfast buffet. Pastries! Fruit! Coffee, though, was the real challenge. I'm picky. It was either too weak, or too sweet. I became a coffee detective, trying to find the perfect cup.
8:30 AM - Borobudur Temple: Majestic and Overwhelming: Okay, Borobudur. The massive, stunning Buddhist temple. Got a driver, very affordable, to take me there. It’s a long drive, 1.5 hours. Sun blazing. It was breathtakingly gorgeous. The carvings, the scale… Wow! Spent way too long taking pictures. Got a little lost in the crowds of tourists, but hey, that's the price you pay for amazing. Tried to meditate, didn't work (too many Instagrammers)
12:30 PM - Lunch near Borobudur: Found a little restaurant with a view. Ordered chicken satay. Delicious, and the view was a postcard.
2:00 PM - Prambanan Temple: More Temples, More Glory: Prambanan, the Hindu temple complex. A different vibe, but equally impressive. I got a bad guide who talked too much, making the experience draining and boring. I escaped his clutches after 30 minutes. Wandered on my own, finding moments of quiet. Very impressive.
4:30 PM - Tuktuk Ride Chaos & The Lost-and-Found Experience (and a near-miss accident!): Decided to take a tuktuk back to the hotel, thinking it would be a fun experience. Nope. The traffic! The noise! The driver's attempts to cut through everything in a blur of noise. It was exhilarating and terrifying. I may have lost my sunglasses. After the frantic search revealed they were in my pocket, I felt strangely triumphant.
6:00 PM - Massage at the Hotel Spa (Finally, Peace!): Pure bliss. Needed to unwind after the sensory OVERLOAD of the day. The masseuse was wonderful, kneading away the stress of the traffic and the temple crowds. I emerged feeling human again.
8:00 PM - Dinner at a "Trendy" Restaurant (Disappointment): Tried a "hip" restaurant in the city centre (recommended by Instagram). Overpriced. Awful music. The food was pretentious and bland. Realized I was happier with a warung and some local flavors.
10:00 PM - Bed.
Day 3: Arts, Crafts, and the Real Yogyakarta.
8:00 AM - The Pursuit of Coffee (and Success!): Success! Found the perfect cup of coffee at a cafe a few blocks from the hotel. The barista understood me! Bliss.
9:00 AM - Visiting the Kraton (Sultan's Palace): Found a knowledgeable tour guide and this palace was a real revelation! Learned about the history, the culture, the traditions. Fascinating stuff. The architecture was beautiful, and the guide made it all come alive. I definitely recommend taking a guided tour!
11:30 AM - Batik Painting Workshop (My Inner Artist Emerges… or, Sort Of): Joined a batik painting workshop. Tried to create a masterpiece. Mine looked like a Jackson Pollock painting. But it was fun, and a great souvenir. I bought some beautiful local art.
1:00 PM - Lunch in a Local Market: Went to a local market for lunch. Chaos! Noise! But the food was incredible. Tried all sorts of things I didn't know existed, including some truly amazing fried tofu and tempeh.
3:00 PM - Malioboro Street: Shopping & Crowd Surfing (and the most hilarious souvenir ever): Went to Malioboro Street, the iconic shopping street. Absolute madness. Crowds. Vendors hawking their wares. I bought way too much stuff. Got a t-shirt so ugly it’s amazing.
6:00 PM - Evening Show (Wayang Kulit - Shadow Puppets): Saw a Wayang Kulit performance. The music, the puppets, the story… Amazing experience, even if I couldn't understand everything.
8:00 PM - Farewell Dinner (and Reflecting on the Journey): Had a final meal. Reflecting on my trip. Yogyakarta has a way of getting under your skin. It's chaotic, beautiful, frustrating, and utterly charming. I loved it.
10:00 PM - Packing. And Trying to figure out how to get all the souvenirs back home.
Day 4: Departure:
- 7:00 AM - Last Breakfast, bittersweet moment.
- 8:00 AM - Check-out and the ride to the airport:
- 10:00 AM - Bye Jogja!
The Rich Jogja - In Retrospect:
The Rich Jogja? A good base. Perfectly comfortable, and close to things. Not exactly "authentic" but hey, it's good for getting your bearings. Mostly very helpful staff, good breakfasts, a decent pool. Do I recommend it? Yeah
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Okay, so, "Richest Hotel in Jogja?" Seriously? Is it like, gilded toilets and solid gold toothpicks rich?
Look, I'm not one for hyperbole, but... yeah. Pretty much. Think "more money than sense" meets "ancient Javanese royalty." I went with a friend, bless her heart, she’s the practical one. I’m the one who winds up accidentally ordering a seven-course meal just because the waiter smirked and said, "Oh, *you* haven't tried the truffle foam?" And let me tell you, that truffle foam? That was just the beginning. They don't just *have* a spa, they have like, a temple of wellness where you get massaged by people who look like they've been trained by actual angels. And the toothpicks? Probably not solid gold. Probably something *better*, like, hand-carved bone or something. I wouldn't have even noticed, I was too busy staring at the view from the infinity pool. Seriously, it’s ridiculous.
What's the vibe like? Stuffy? Pretension-palooza? Or is it actually...nice?
Okay, this is where it gets tricky. It *could* be a pretension-palooza, right? But honestly? Surprisingly not. The staff? Impeccable, yes, but also genuinely warm and welcoming. They seem to understand that you’re paying a fortune and they’re *there* to make you slightly less broke and utterly pampered. I think the "wealth" filter helps. The people staying there are generally... well, they've seen a bit of the world. So they don't need to flaunt it. But there were definite power couples. I saw one lady judging my slightly-too-bright sundress like I was a peasant. Still, that was one lady. I got the sense they’d seen it all. The vibe is overall, quiet luxury. Think hushed tones, the gentle tinkling of a fountain, and the constant, almost imperceptible whisper of money exchanging hands.
Let's talk rooms. What's the deal? Do you need a mortgage?
Mortgage? Maybe. Okay, yes, you’ll likely take a hit to the bank account. But good lord, the rooms. We stayed in... well, let's just say it wasn't the *cheapest*. I walked in, and my jaw just... dropped. Seriously. It was bigger than my entire apartment. It was all dark wood and flowing mosquito netting (which, by the way, was entirely ornamental in our air-conditioned paradise, but it looked amazing). The bathroom had a freestanding bathtub that was practically a small swimming pool. And the view... oh, the view. Rice paddies as far as the eye could see and the distant volcanoes. You wake up and think you’re in a movie. The details though, *that's* where they get you. The fresh flowers, the perfectly folded towels, the little chocolate on the pillow... It’s designed to make you feel like you are the single most important person in the world. I almost cried.
Food! Spill the tea. Does the food live up to the hype (and the price tag)?
Okay, the food. This is a big one. Listen, I've eaten some good food in my life, but this... this was on a different level. We are talking artistry. I didn’t understand half the ingredients, but my goodness, did it taste good. One breakfast I'm still dreaming about. It was a Nasi Goreng (because, Jogja!), but not just any Nasi Goreng. This was a *Nasi Goreng Supreme*. I'm talking slow-cooked meats, rare spices, egg yolks that were so vibrant... I swear, the sun itself was jealous. And the presentation? Every dish was a work of art. Seriously, you almost didn't want to eat it. Almost. I did succumb, clearly. Be prepared for a menu filled with things you've never heard of. And yes, it's expensive. But hey, you're already there, right? Might as well go for it. The one thing? They served the most divine matcha ice cream! I wish I could've died in that bowl.
What about the spa? Is it worth it? And are there actual massages or just, like, fancy water?
Alright, buckle up. The spa... the spa is an experience. Forget fancy water. They have every treatment imaginable. I did a full body massage, and let me tell you, it was pure bliss. I was so relaxed, I nearly fell asleep mid-massage (which, you know, I'm told is a compliment). It felt like all my worries melted away. They use amazing local ingredients, and the therapists are incredibly skilled. It's not the cheapest, of course. But if you're going to splurge on something at this hotel, the spa is it. We actually booked a couple's experience, and I have to admit, it was pretty wonderful. We went back for a facial, after that. Because why not? You're already there. The place smells divine, by the way. Like a combination of jasmine and... well, pure wealth.
Are there any activities or excursions? Or mainly just lounging and being ridiculously pampered?
Both! They have a range of options. There are cooking classes. If you’re into that sort of thing, I am not. You can arrange tours of the temples (Borobudur, Prambanan). They can organize a driver, a private guide, the whole shebang. What they *really* excel at, though, is helping you do absolutely nothing. The pool area is amazing, and very Instagrammable. Most of my time was spent, if I’m honest, lounging by the pool with a cocktail and a book, wondering how I could possibly afford to stay there forever. We did take a sunset horseback ride. That was, pretty majestic. But honestly, the main activity? Being ridiculously pampered. And I am *absolutely* okay with that.
Okay, let's get real. The downsides? Anything to complain about? (Besides the price, obviously.)
Hmm... this is tough. Okay, one tiny, tiny thing... Okay, I'm a bit of a klutz. And I managed to spill red wine on the pristine white linen tablecloth during dinner one night. I braced for the judgemental stares. But guess what? The waiter was incredibly gracious, and they had the stain gone in seconds. So, even my minor clumsiness wasn't an issue. Honestly, finding a "downside" is difficult. The staff are SO incredibly attentive. Maybe, and this is a HUGE stretch, the sheer level of luxury can feel a little... overwhelming after a while. But honestly, I'm grasping at straws here. I can’t really think of anything bad. Except that I had to leave. That was pretty bad.
Would you go back? And, more importantly, *should* I go?
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