Seoul Luxury: 2BR, 2BA Premium Tower Palace in Gangnam!
Seoul Luxury: 2BR, 2BA Premium Tower Palace in Gangnam!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the opulent, possibly slightly bonkers world of the Seoul Luxury: 2BR, 2BA Premium Tower Palace in Gangnam! Get ready for a review that's less "sterile hotel brochure" and more "drunken, late-night conversation with your best friend." Seriously, prepare for honesty… and maybe a little bit of a rant.
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First Impressions: A Symphony of Shiny and… Slightly Overwhelming?
Stepping into the Tower Palace… woah. It's like someone took a luxury goods store, a modern art museum, and a Bond villain's lair and mashed them all up. Seriously, the sheer scale of the place is impressive, maybe a little intimidating. You're immediately greeted by… well, I’m not sure what the hell all that shimmering glass and chrome is supposed to be. I’m pretty sure that's the elevator!
Accessibility: Does This Palace Open Its Gates to All?
Okay, let's get real. I am not personally wheelchair-bound, but I do care. And that’s why checking Accessibility off the list is key! Let's see if this palace is as welcoming as it is intimidating.
- Wheelchair accessible: Supposedly. They list "Facilities for disabled guests" in the Services and conveniences section. This, I'm told, includes ramps and elevators. Hopefully, its not just a box that's been ticked without actually working though. Can't confirm 100% from my own experience, so I'll give it the benefit of the doubt, for now. You should probably call to verify (and specifically ask about room accessibility) before you book.
- Elevator: Yes, massive ones. You'll never be stuck waiting for an elevator in this place; that's a guarantee.
- Accessibility in Public areas: I am hopeful, but cannot yet confirm.
The Room: A Sanctuary of Space (and Possibly Regret?)
My 2BR, 2BA suite… again, WHOA. Okay, spacious is an understatement. This thing could comfortably fit a small army, or at least a very enthusiastic family.
- Available in all rooms: Let's see: Accessibility: I don't think it's specifically accessible, but its' all the check boxes are ticked: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- The Sofa: It's enormous. I could probably sleep on it. In fact, I might have slept on it… (don't tell anyone). I'd call the space a win, but the furniture seemed to have a vaguely corporate feel. Like everything was designed to be functional not fun. You'll probably have more luck with the kids.
- Kitchen: Yeah, there's a kitchen. Fully equipped. I didn’t use it because, frankly, I'm on vacation and the thought of cooking anything after a 12-hour flight… well… let's just say I was more interested in room service.
- The View: It's Gangnam. It's skyscrapers. It's impressive, sure, but don't expect rolling hills and lush forests. It's the concrete jungle. But it's a clean concrete jungle, mind you.
- Soundproofing: Good. Very good. Unless your neighbors are having a particularly raucous karaoke night (which is, admittedly, always a possibility in Korea), you should be able to get a decent night's sleep.
Food, Glorious, and Potentially Expensive, Food:
Okay, let's talk eating. This is where the Tower Palace makes a serious play.
- Restaurants: Multiple. Including Asian Cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant. The sheer choice is… overwhelming.
- Breakfast [Buffet]: One of the main reasons I chose this hotel. It's a glorious spread, though, honestly, by day three I was starting to feel like a giant, overfed sausage. (But a happy sausage!) They also offer Asian breakfast and Western Breakfast, with options for Breakfast in room and Breakfast takeaway service.
- Room Service [24-hour]: You betcha. Ideal for those late-night cravings (and avoiding the judgment of the hotel restaurant).
- Coffee Shop & Snack Bar: Grab-and-go stuff. Useful for a quick caffeine fix or a snack when you're exploring.
- The Drinks: There's a Poolside bar. The Happy Hour is actually quite happy. Good cocktails, and reasonable prices.
- Sanitation: Safe dining setup and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items are advertised. The hotel’s Safe dining setup is in place through the pandemic.
Ways to Relax: Spa, Swirls, and Possibly a Deep Sigh
Let's get to the fun stuff:
- Spa: This place has a full-on spa. Think Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom. My massage? Divine. Worth every won.
- Swimming Pool: The Swimming pool [outdoor] with Pool with view is pretty stunning, looking out over the city. It's an oasis.
- Fitness Center & Gym/fitness: Didn't use them. Partly because I can't stand working out, partly because I was too busy eating the buffet. (Hey, I’m on vacation).
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Safe?
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options, and Professional-grade sanitizing services are a MUST these days and the hotel claims to provide them.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: I wouldn't be surprised if they were doing everything to make it spotless.
- Hand sanitizer is everywhere.
- Staff trained in safety protocol. They all wore masks religiously. Felt safe, frankly.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: All good things to have.
Internet/Wi-fi: Connected to the World (and Netflix)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yay! And it actually works. I'm not sure about the Internet [LAN].
- Wi-Fi for special events: It has them.
Services & Conveniences: The "Extra" Touch
Let's run through these quickly…
- Concierge: Helpful, efficient, and fluent in English. Bonus points.
- Contactless check-in/out: Smooth and easy.
- Daily housekeeping: Impeccable and unobtrusive.
- Laundry service & Dry cleaning: Crucial. Especially after that… incident with the spicy noodles. (Let's leave it at that).
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Safety deposit boxes: Standard, useful.
- Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities, Seminars: They’ve got them. I needed none.
- Food delivery: Handy.
For the Kids:
- Family/child friendly: Yes, definitely.
- Babysitting service: Available.
- Kids meal: Probably. I didn't ask. But look, kids would love the pool. And there’s plenty of space for them to run around.
Things To Do Nearby:
- Gangnam district: Enough to keep you busy.
- Shopping: You could shop until you drop.
- Nightlife: If you are into that.
- Food: The food scene
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the whirlwind that is my supposed “luxury” trip to Seoul, specifically the Premium Tower Palace Gangnam 2Bdr 2Bath Full Options. (Let's be honest, I mostly booked it for the full options part and the bragging rights. It's Seoul, the land of high-tech and skincare and, let's not forget, delicious street food you could die for.)
The "Itinerary" (More like a suggestion of what I might do. Emphasis on might.)
Day 1: Arrival - "Lost in Translation and Jet Lag"
- Morning (9:00 AM Seoul Time - Yeah, right): Touchdown at Incheon Airport. The plan? Glide through customs with effortless grace. The reality? I stumbled, nearly face-planting in front of a horde of impeccably dressed Korean women. Mortification level: Expert. Finding my pre-booked airport transfer? A herculean task involving frantic hand gestures, questionable Korean pronunciation, and a growing suspicion I've accidentally joined a North Korean parade. (Spoiler alert: I hadn't. Phew.)
- Mid-day (Around 1:00 PM - maybe): Arrive at the Palace. The doorman, looking impossibly polished, whisked away my luggage like I was royalty. I got to the apartment and, well, it's everything the pictures promised! Absolutely stunning views of Gangnam, a kitchen that looked like it belonged on a spaceship…and a remote control that could probably launch missiles. Spent a good hour just figuring out the TV. Seriously, I’m a tech-savvy person, I thought… but this apartment made my brain hurt.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - The Nap That Never Was): Intention: Power nap to combat jet lag. Reality: Wide awake. Just couldn't sleep because of the excitement and the sheer, wonderful, ridiculous luxury of the place!
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - Attempted Grocery Shopping): Armed with Google Translate and an unwavering belief in my ability to navigate a Korean supermarket, I ventured forth. Disaster. Picture me, flailing through aisles, accidentally grabbing a bag of, well, something that looks like tiny, shrivelled potatoes but might actually be…dried fish? Abandoned mission. Back to the Palace to order some delivery.
- Evening (7:00 PM - Kimchi and Regret): Ordered delivery - some delicious spicy chicken and, in a brave (and probably foolish) moment, kimchi. I think I'm having a love-hate relationship with kimchi. I'd say I'm in love, but my stomach feels like it's having a war… I could not stop eating it… the fire was good, the burn was worth it. It was just so freaking delicious.
Day 2: Exploring - "Cultural Clashes and Coffee Runs"
- Morning (10:00 AM - A Somewhat Realistic Start): Planned visit to the Gyeongbokgung Palace. Got distracted by the delicious smells from a street vendor selling hotteok (cinnamon-filled pancakes). Ate three. Blame the jet lag. It's a valid excuse, right?
- Mid-day (12:00 PM - Palace and Power Tripping): Finally, made it to the Palace. Absolutely stunning. The elegance. The history. Very beautiful. I was feeling powerful. Taking photos and feeling like I was in a K-drama. I did a little power stroll and a pose.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - Coffee Fix and Gangnam Glamour): Hit up a trendy Gangnam café. The coffee was ridiculously expensive. But the people-watching? Priceless. So many perfectly coiffed hair, designer clothes, and flawless skin. It was intoxicating. Like, I felt suddenly unworthy. But then I saw someone spill coffee on their perfect white pants and I felt a little better.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - The Skincare Shopping Spree): The absolute must. I ventured into Myeongdong, the epicentre of all things skincare in South Korea. It was a sensory overload of colours, samples, and enthusiastic sales staff. I think I bought enough sheet masks to last a decade, and maybe a new face. I'm not even sure what I will do with everything I bought, but I want to have the chance of looking that good.
- Evening (7:00 PM - K-BBQ and Karaoke - the good, the bad, and the…well, more bad): Dinner at a K-BBQ restaurant. Burnt my hand on a grill but managed to assemble a pretty decent lettuce wrap. Soju flowed. The karaoke? A disaster. I thought I could sing. I cannot. But the joyous, carefree atmosphere? Pure, unadulterated bliss. Had a great time even though the lyrics from the music did not match up with the lyrics on the screen. I was having a ball anyway!
Day 3: Cultural Immersion (ish) and Departure Prep
- Morning (11:00 AM - Slower Start): Aftermath of the karaoke. Sore throat. Slightly questionable life decisions. But hey, I survived.
- Mid-day (1:00 PM - Itaewon Adventures): Headed to Itaewon, known for its international vibe and diverse food scene. Found a delicious (and familiar) brunch spot and spent way too long people-watching. The people in the restaurants gave me the impression I was in a fashion show.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - A Moment of Zen (Maybe)): Trying to immerse myself in a little bit of peace, I tried to visit a temple. Did my best to follow the rules – showing respect, not being loud… but the inner critic. What am I even doing?
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM - Packing and Pondering): Faced reality. My luggage was overflowing. Spent an hour trying to remember how to fold a t-shirt. Questioning my life choices. Did I pack too much? Did I buy too much? Did I drink too much?
- Evening (7:00 PM - Last Meal and Emotional Breakdown (Kidding)): One last amazing meal -- the best bibimbap I've ever had. Just sitting there, savoring every bite and wondering if I could stay forever.
Day 4: Departure - "Saying Annyeong to Seoul"
- Morning (9:00 AM - Bitter Sweet): Check out. Taxi to airport. Tears welled up, I did not want to leave.
- Rest of the day: Flying home. Jet lag round two. Dreaming of kimchi, skincare, and a return trip, hopefully with a better grasp of the Korean language (and a more forgiving stomach).
Post-Trip Thoughts (and Ramblings):
Seoul, you magnificent, chaotic, beautiful beast. You overwhelmed me, delighted me, and quite possibly ruined me for all other cities. The Premium Tower Palace was a dream, though I think I needed a PhD in appliance operation just to use the microwave. I didn’t stick to any set itinerary. It was messy, full of impulsive decisions, delicious food, and moments of sheer, awkward delight. And honestly, it was perfect. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Next time, I'll skip the karaoke. Maybe.
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Seoul Luxury: Tower Palace 2BR/2BA - My (Sometimes) Painful Truth
Okay, spill it. Is the Tower Palace REALLY as amazing as the brochures make it out to be?
Ugh, fine. Let's get this over with. Amazing? Kinda. It depends on what you're *expecting*. Look, the location? Gangnam. Need I say more? Shops, clubs, insane street food that'll have you crying from happiness *and* spicy regret the next day. And yeah, the view... it's breathtaking. Like, I spent a good fifteen minutes the first night just staring out the window, mouth agape. Thinking, "Wow, *I* live here now." (That was the good part.)
But then... reality. The cold, hard truth of a luxury apartment. It's not all sunshine and rainbows, people. More like, bright LED and… a questionable amount of dust bunnies in the corners that *I swear* weren't there the day before the cleaner came. More on that later.
So, the view *is* amazing? Seriously. What do you see?
Oh, it's ridiculously good. I'm on a higher floor – gotta have those bragging rights, right? – so you see everything. The sprawl of Gangnam, the Han River shimmering in the distance, and, if you're lucky (and squint really hard), a glimpse of the mountains. Honestly, the sunsets are a religion. I’ve actually *planned* my dinners around sunset. Sounds pathetic? Maybe. Worth it? Absolutely.
But... and there's always a "but," right? Sometimes, the view is *too* good. Like, you start judging other people's apartments. "Oh, her view is... pedestrian." (I’m a terrible person, I know.) And the *noise* during fireworks displays? Forget about it. It’s like living inside a giant drum.
The apartment layout – is it practical? Those Tower Palace apartments are HUGE.
Practical? Okay, let's be honest. It's *too* big. My 2BR is bigger than my first apartment… and second… and third… I'm pretty sure I could host a small orchestra in the living room. And the master bathroom? I almost got lost in there the first week. Seriously. There are times I take the train to my office and back, just because the walk from the bedroom to the kitchen is longer.
The walk-in closet? Glorious. A nightmare zone. I thought I could finally become organized. Nope. Currently, it functions as a black hole for anything I don't want to deal with. And cleaning the whole place? Oh, god. That's where the dust bunnies come in. The cleaner's a lifesaver, bless her heart.
The amenities – pool, gym, etc. Are they any good? Do you *actually* use them?
Okay, the amenities. The pool? Gorgeous. The gym? State-of-the-art. Do I use them? …Okay, confession time. I *intended* to use them. I envisioned myself, toned, tanned, effortlessly graceful, gliding through the pool like a gazillionaire mermaid. Did it happen? Uh, no. I mostly just go to the pool to take Instagram photos and feel superior to people who don’t live in a Tower Palace. Seriously.
The gym... I went *once*. The equipment intimidated me. Plus, everyone there looked like they were born holding a dumbbell. I did see some really nice looking people though… Maybe I’ll try again. Eventually. (Probably not.) So the answer is, amenities exist and are really, really nice but I do not take advantage of them. But hey, it’s the *thought* that counts, right?
The downsides? What’s the WORST thing about living there?
The worst thing? The *pressure*. It sounds ridiculous, I know. But being surrounded by… well, a certain kind of people… it's intense. You constantly feel like you're being judged. Do you have the right handbag? Are your shoes designer enough? Are you networking effectively? It’s exhausting.
I spent the first few weeks feeling like an imposter. Like I was secretly wearing an ill-fitting disguise. (I probably was.) And don’t even get me started on the car park. It’s a battleground of Ferraris, Lamborghinis, and ridiculously oversized SUVs. I drive a perfectly sensible, albeit slightly old, hatchback. I park it in the corner, and look away… Quickly. This is the worst thing. I think I’m having an existential crisis.
Would you recommend it? Honestly.
Ugh, complicated answer alert! It’s amazing and terrible all at once. The view is spectacular. The location is ideal. The apartment itself is ridiculously comfortable. But the pressure… the people… the dust bunnies…
If you can handle the superficial stuff, the intense vibes, and the occasional soul-crushing feeling of inadequacy, then *yes*. Absolutely. It’s a pretty awesome place to live. But bring a really good therapist. And maybe a hazmat suit for the cleaning. You’ll need it. And a really big closet. Seriously, the closet.
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