Escape to Paradise: Priyoori Treehouse, Kochi's Relaxation Haven
Escape to Paradise: Priyoori Treehouse, Kochi's Relaxation Haven
Escape to Paradise: Priyoori Treehouse, Kochi - My Honest Review (Brace Yourself!)
Okay, folks, buckle up. Because I've just emerged – blinking and slightly sunburnt – from a stay at Priyoori Treehouse in Kochi, and I'm here to give you the REAL deal. Forget perfectly polished brochures, I’m talking gritty honesty, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of details that truly matter. And trust me, there's a LOT to unpack.
First Impressions (and Initial Panic):
Finding Priyoori was…an adventure. Kochi's a beautiful maze, and let’s just say my GPS wasn't exactly my best friend. (Pro-tip: Use the airport transfer! Seriously, it’s worth it.) My first thought stepping out of the car? "Wow, this DOES look like a treehouse, and a seriously cool one at that." My second thought? "Oh god, what if there are spiders?" (I have a slight, okay, HUGE arachnophobia.)
Accessibility: The Reality Check
Let’s be upfront: Priyoori Treehouse is NOT designed for perfect accessibility. While they do have facilities for disabled guests (listed under “Services and conveniences”), the very nature of a treehouse inherently presents challenges. Think stairs. Lots of stairs. However, the staff were incredibly helpful, and I witnessed them going above and beyond to assist guests with mobility issues. So, while not ideal, the effort is definitely there.
Cleanliness and Safety – The Good Stuff!
Okay, here’s where I felt genuinely relieved. This place takes cleanliness and safety SERIOUSLY. The constant sanitization, the hand sanitizer dispensers EVERYWHERE, and the staff wearing masks? It felt genuinely safe. I even saw them using anti-viral cleaning products! Seriously, with the current climate, that’s HUGE. I mean, there’s even a doctor/nurse on call. (Though, thankfully, I didn’t need them.) And the fact that they offer room sanitization opt-out speaks volumes about their commitment to choice and cleanliness.
Rooms – My Sanctuary (And Minor Gripes):
My room? Amazing. Seriously. It was a non-smoking room (thank goodness!), with air conditioning (essential), a desk (where I furiously scribbled notes), a mini bar (hello, midnight snacks!), and a private bathroom with all the essentials. Ah, yes, the bathtub! Bliss. (I swear I spent half my trip just in there reading a book. Pure heaven.)
Now, for the slightly less glamorous: the WIFI. While they tout "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and "Internet access – wireless", my signal was…spotty. I’m talking "buffer, buffer, buffer" levels of frustrating. It did improve, eventually, but if you need to work REALLY reliably, maybe factor that in. Thankfully there was internet access – LAN available. Also, while the complimentary tea and coffee were delish, I could have lived without the alarm clock. I never, EVER get up on time.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Foodie Paradise (Mostly):
Okay, let's talk FOOD. Because, let’s be honest, that's a big part of the escape, right?
Breakfast (the highlight): The buffet in the restaurant was a total win. I opted for the Western breakfast (because, carbs!), but they also had an Asian breakfast option available. The freshly-squeezed juice was absolute nectar. I'm still dreaming of that mango lassi. They had breakfast takeaway service, which I loved for lazy mornings.
Lunch/Dinner: The restaurants offer a mix of International cuisine and Asian cuisine. I LOVED the salad in the restaurant but it did take awhile. Try the soup in restaurant. Don't forget to visit the Poolside bar for Happy Hour.
Room Service: 24-hour room service? Yes, please! Perfect for those late-night cravings.
Snack bar: Great for random hunger pangs. No need to leave the resort.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – My Personal Spa Day Odyssey:
Alright, let's dive into the good stuff - relaxation! This is where Priyoori REALLY shines.
Spa: My spa day was a game-changer. I treated myself to a Body scrub and Massage. The masseuse was a magician! I walked in a stressed-out mess, and floated out feeling like a brand-new human.
Swimming Pool: The swimming pool was INCREDIBLE. And the pool with a view? Stunning. You could spend an entire day just lounging by the pool.
Sauna & Steamroom: I'm not a huge sauna person, but the sauna and steamroom are there if that's your thing.
Fitness Center: While I didn't visit the Fitness center, it's there, if you're feeling virtuous.
Other Relaxing Options: The Terrace is perfect for lounging.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Extras That Matter:
- Concierge: Super helpful, booked me taxis, gave me recommendations, the works.
- Daily housekeeping: My room was always spotless.
- Laundry service & ironing service: Saved me from looking like a crumpled mess.
- Car park (on-site) & free of charge: Huge bonus! Parking can be tricky in Kochi.
- Gift/souvenir shop: For those last-minute gifts (or, let's be honest, treats for yourself).
- Cash withdrawal & currency exchange: Convenient.
- Business facilities: For those of you working on the go, they've got you covered.
For The Kids – Good, But Not a Destination:
They have Babysitting service, Kids facilities, and a Kids meal. I'm a solo traveller, so I didn't experience this firsthand, but I did see families there, and the kids looked happy.
Getting Around – Easy Breezy:
- Airport transfer: Definitely recommend!
- Taxi service: Readily available.
- Car park (free of charge): HUGE!
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Real Truth
Okay, let’s get real for a sec. Priyoori isn’t flawless. The mentioned WiFi issues were a drag, and you might encounter the occasional minor hiccup. Things don't always run like clockwork, but let's be honest, that's part of the charm, isn't it? It's not a sterile, corporate experience. It's a place with soul, a place that seems to have grown organically and is doing its best to make your experience a memorable one.
My Emotional Verdict:
I loved it. I really, truly did. It wasn’t perfect, but it was REAL. It was a respite from the chaos, a chance to breathe, and a place to truly unwind. If you're looking for a slick, impersonal hotel experience, maybe this isn't for you. But if you're after a unique, relaxing, and genuinely welcoming escape, Priyoori Treehouse is a fantastic choice.
My Recommendations:
- Opt for a room with a view.
- Book a spa treatment. Just do it. You won't regret it.
- Utilize the poolside bar for a post-massage cocktail.
- Be prepared for the occasional minor imperfection. Embrace it!
- Make use of the airport transfer service.
My Final, Slightly Rambling, but Entirely Heartfelt Pitch
Escape to Paradise: Priyoori Treehouse, Kochi – Your Ultimate Relaxation Haven.
Are you craving an escape from the ordinary? Do you dream of waking up surrounded by lush greenery, sipping fresh juice, and indulging in a day of pure pampering? Then look no further.
Priyoori Treehouse offers a truly unique experience. It's the perfect blend of tranquility, comfort, and adventure. Imagine yourself unwinding in a luxurious treehouse room, taking a refreshing dip in the swimming pool with a view, indulging in a rejuvenating spa treatment, and savoring the delicious flavors of their diverse dining options.
But Priyoori is more than just a beautiful hotel. It's an experience. It's a chance to disconnect from the stresses of daily life and reconnect with yourself and the beauty of the natural world. It's a place where you'll feel pampered, rejuvenated, and utterly at peace.
Here's the Deal:
- Book your escape now and receive a complimentary welcome drink upon arrival.
- Take advantage of our limited-time offer on spa packages – treat yourself to a massage, body scrub, and more!
- Enjoy complimentary Wi-Fi access throughout the property (with the occasional "buffer, buffer, buffer" hiccup 😉).
- Experience the peace of mind of our commitment to safety, with rigorous cleaning protocols and a doctor/nurse on call.
- **And most importantly, prepare to be amazed by the warmth and hospitality of our incredible staff
Alright, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your grandma's perfectly-polished travel itinerary. This is me, about to get gloriously messy and opinionated about my (hopefully) chill stay at Priyoori Treehouse, Kochi, India. My mantra: Relax. Breathe. (Hopefully) Don't get eaten by a mosquito.
Pre-Trip Meltdown (Happens Every Time)
- Week Before: Okay, so I was supposed to be organized. Travel journal? Check. Packing list? Uh… kinda. I'm staring at a mountain of clothes, convinced I need everything. My partner rolls his eyes. "You're going to a treehouse, not a fashion show." He’s probably right. But still, I have to look good! (For the monkeys, obviously.)
- Night Before: Panic sets in. Do I have my passport? Plane tickets? Enough sunscreen? My sleep schedule went out the window. I’m currently running on pure adrenaline and a desperate desire to escape the mundane.
- Morning of: The airport. The chaos. The questionable coffee. Send help.
The Priyoori Dream: Arrival & Initial Shocks (aka “Welcome to Paradise…with Bugs”)
Day 1: "OMG, I'm Here!" and the Jungle Jitters
- Arrival: Finally! Kochi airport. The heat hits you like a wall. The driver from Priyoori, a lovely man named (I think) Suresh, picks me up. The drive is a sensory overload - vibrant colors, honking horns, curious stares. I'm simultaneously thrilled and a little overwhelmed.
- Check-in: The treehouse. Wow. Pictures don’t do it justice. It’s even more beautiful than I imagined. Rustic charm meets luxury. I'm already imagining myself swinging in a hammock, sipping something cold.
- The Reality Check: Okay, so those amazing open-air windows? Yeah, those are also windows for bugs. Lots of bugs. I screamed a little when I saw a particularly large beetle. My partner, bless his heart, just chuckled. "Welcome to the rainforest, love." I'm starting to think he planned this.
- Lunch: Homemade Kerala cuisine. Delicious! So many spices. So many flavors. My face feels like it's on fire, but in the best possible way. This is truly amazing.
- Afternoon: Hammock time! Bliss… until a mosquito bites me. I retaliate with extreme prejudice (and a healthy does of OFF!). I swear, it was a personal attack.
- Evening: Dinner on the deck. The sounds of the jungle at night. Magical. Except for the giant spider that I think I saw crawling up the wall of the treehouse. Don’t tell anyone. I’m pretending it never happened.
Day 2: Spice Route Serendipity & Ayurvedic Aches
- Morning: A leisurely breakfast of fresh fruit and appam. It’s perfection. Okay, now I get the hype. I think I’ve been converted to a life of leisure.
- Spice Plantation Tour: We visited a spice plantation. The smells! The smells will stay with me forever. Cardamom, cloves, cinnamon, pepper – a fragrant explosion! I bought so many spices, I might actually need to check a separate bag just for those alone.
- Lunch at Spice Plantation: Delicious, and I got to chat with the owner. Such a lovely woman.
- Ayurvedic Massage: OMG. Best massage of my life. My muscles, previously knotted from airport stress and insect-related anxiety, melted into a puddle of pure relaxation. I almost fell asleep on the massage table. Almost.
- Evening: The same night, the same dinner. But it was amazing! The sounds of the jungle are even more beautiful!
Day 3: Kochi Exploration & a Fishy Adventure
- Morning: We try to sleep in. But the birds! They're singing at the crack of dawn! I grumble, but secretly, it's kind of beautiful.
- Kochi Fort: Day trip! Fort Kochi is the city of dreams. We explored the historic district, walked by the Chinese fishing nets (so photogenic!), and wandered through the narrow, winding streets. We got a little lost, which, honestly, was the best part.
- Afternoon: Seafood lunch at the seafood restaurant. It was so delicious!
- Evening: Back at the treehouse. I'm starting to feel truly relaxed. The sun sets ablaze. I feel grateful.
Day 4: Back to Reality (But Taking the Jungle with Me)
- Morning: One last breakfast. We got up early. I ate a lot.
- Departure: Saying goodbye to Priyoori is harder than I expected. I'm already plotting my return. The driver, Suresh, jokes, "You'll be back, madam. Everyone comes back." He's probably right.
- Airport Meltdown (Part 2): The return home. The chaos. The questionable airport food. The same old stuff!
- Back home: I'm already planning my return!
The "Little Things" (Because It's the Small Stuff That Matters)
- The Staff: Honestly, the staff at Priyoori were some of the kindest, most helpful people I've ever met. They truly made the experience special.
- The Food: Seriously, the food. I need to learn to make Kerala cuisine. My taste buds are forever changed.
- The Wildlife: Monkeys! Birds! Butterflies! (And the occasional, terrifying bug).
- The Silence (Sometimes): Finding moments of quiet amidst the chaos. Pure bliss.
- The Imperfections: Rain. Bugs. The slightly wonky window latch. It all added to the charm. This isn't a fancy hotel, it's a home in the woods.
Would I Go Back?
Absolutely. Without a doubt. Priyoori Treehouse is a slice of paradise. It’s authentic, it’s beautiful, it’s a little bit wild, and it’s exactly what I needed. Just… maybe I'll bring extra bug spray next time. And maybe a net for the bed. Just in case. Okay, okay! I'll get straight on that!
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Okay, so...Priyoori Treehouse. Hype or Heaven? Spill the Tea!
It's a mixed bag, to be honest. I went in believing every good review I had, and I came out with so many memories.
What's the deal with the food? Do I need to bring my own snacks?
How do I get to Priyoori Treehouse? And more importantly, will I survive the journey?
What should I pack? Beyond the obvious (clothes, toothbrush, etc.)
The Treehouse itself. Cozy? Claustrophobic? What's the deal?
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