Escape to Luxury: Brooklyn Manor's Pretoria Paradise Awaits!
Escape to Luxury: Brooklyn Manor's Pretoria Paradise Awaits!
Escape to Luxury: Brooklyn Manor's Pretoria Paradise Awaits! - A Review From a Real Person (Who's Also a Bit of a Mess)
Okay, so I just got back from Brooklyn Manor in Pretoria. Honestly? Before I booked, I was a bit skeptical. Luxury? Pretoria? Sounds like an oxymoron, right? But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures (a ridiculously hectic deadline and a need to escape this city ASAP) so I booked. And… wow. Just wow. This isn't your cookie-cutter hotel review; this is the real deal. Buckle up, buttercups, because we're going on a wild, slightly disorganized, but ultimately uplifting (I think?) ride!
Accessibility & Safety: The Little Things That Make a Big Impact (and Don't Freak Me Out!)
First off, let me say, being a bit of a klutz myself (spilling coffee on laptops is a talent), I appreciate things being, you know, accessible. The website promised it, and the hotel DELIVERED. Elevator? Check. Facilities for disabled guests? Apparently, yes, though I’m thankfully not the best person to assess that fully. I was particularly impressed with the whole COVID-19 protocol thing. This wasn't just some half-hearted attempt to look responsible; it was SOLID. Daily disinfection in common areas? Yep. Staff trained in safety protocols? Definitely. They even had hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE! I’m a bit of a germaphobe (don’t judge!), so this was massive. Plus, physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Check. Cleanliness and safety were absolutely top-notch. I felt safer there than I often do in my own apartment! They even offered room sanitization opt-out, which, honestly, is a nice, trust-building move.
Internet - Because Let's Be Honest, We Can't Live Without It
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? HALLELUJAH! (Sorry, got carried away). The Wi-Fi was actually decent! No buffering nightmares when trying to stream a movie at 3 AM when I can’t sleep. There’s also Internet [LAN] in the rooms, which I didn't use, but hey, options are good. Wi-Fi in public areas? Present and accounted for. Essential for my work… and my endless Instagram scrolling.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: From "Ooh!" to "Ahhh…"
Okay, so this is where Brooklyn Manor really shines. Forget just relaxing, this place is a full-blown sensory experience!
- The Spa: Okay, so let’s focus on the spa. I was so stressed. Like, "I’m pretty sure my hair is white overnight" stressed. Booked a massage. Now, I've had massages where I felt like I was being rubbed down with sandpaper by someone who clearly hates their job. This? This was pure bliss. The masseuse, who I’m pretty sure was an angel in disguise, worked her magic. I emerged feeling like a limp noodle, in the best possible way. The sauna? Glorious. Steamroom? Ditto. They even had a foot bath, which, honestly, I didn’t think I needed, but WOW. That foot bath was the perfect ending to the spa day. The spa/sauna situation was perfection. Just… perfection.
- The Pool with a View: It's not the biggest pool in the world, but the view! Seriously, the view! You're surrounded by beautiful greenery, city views. Perfect for that Instagram shot, or just chilling with a cocktail (they do have a poolside bar, FYI).
- The Fitness Center: Okay, I’ll admit it. I went once. And then I promptly went to the bar. BUT! It looked like a decent gym/fitness setup! And hey, at least I considered it! Just sayin’.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Because Food is Life
The food! Okay, the food was… interesting.
- Restaurants: They had a few restaurants. One with Asian cuisine (didn't try it, but others seemed to enjoy it). One with Int'l cuisine (tried that - pretty good! Coffee/tea in restaurant was a bonus too!). Plus, a vegetarian restaurant for my veggie friends (they raved about it). A la carte and buffet options—lots of choices.
- The Bar: Excellent! Happy hour was a must. And I may have indulged in the occasional pre-dinner cocktail… or two… or three… Don't judge!
- Breakfast: Breakfast [buffet]? Absolutely! The buffet itself was massive, with a wide selection. I even got a bacon-filled pancake! (Western breakfast FTW). They'd offer breakfast in room too, which would be perfect for those lazy mornings (which I enjoyed on my last day!), and even a breakfast takeaway service for those early flights.
- Room Service: Room service [24-hour]?! Yes, please! Late-night cravings? Sorted.
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easier (and More Fun!)
They thought of everything! Seriously.
- The Concierge: Super helpful. Managed to get me tickets to a sold-out show. Magic, pure magic.
- Laundry and Dry Cleaning: Needed these! My suitcase is a black hole of wrinkles. Ironing service? Check.
- Cash Withdrawal & Currency Exchange: Always handy.
- Daily Housekeeping: The room was spotless!
- The Gift/Souvenir Shop: Great for picking up those last-minute presents (or souvenirs for myself).
- Business Facilities: Projector, meeting rooms, Xerox/fax (don't ask), all that jazz.
- Food Delivery: Useful when you're too lazy to leave your room, which was often the case.
For the Kids (And Those Who Are Kids at Heart)
They had babysitting service! So, I didn’t use it, but good on them for offering it. The kids facilities looked nice. Family/child friendly? Definitely. Kids meals, too.
The Rooms: My Little Sanctuary
- Features that matter: Air conditioning (thank the heavens!), comfy bed, decent lighting (essential for reading at night), blackout curtains (hallelujah!), a mini bar with water (essential for those after-party thirsts), and a safe.
- The Imperfections (because nothing's perfect): Okay, the decor was a little dated but clean. The bathroom was spacious, but one time the water pressure wasn't great.
- My favorite thing: That open window? Amazing. Best was being able to actually open the window in my room, and getting fresh air.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
Car park [free of charge]? Absolutely! They also offered Airport transfer (super convenient), taxi service, and car power charging, and valet parking.
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Honest Truth
Okay, let’s be real. This place wasn't perfect. The decor was a little old-school in places. The elevator felt a little…slow. And yes, the coffee shop's hours were a bit erratic. But… those imperfections just added to the charm. It felt real, not overly polished and sterile.
The Emotional Verdict
I went to Brooklyn Manor stressed out and overwhelmed. I left feeling relaxed, refreshed, and ready to face the world again. The staff was friendly and attentive. The spa was out of this world. The food was generally great (sometimes even amazing). And the overall vibe? Just… peaceful. It was everything a weekend escape should be.
My (Messy, Enthusiastic, and Slightly Rambling) Recommendation
Seriously, if you need to escape, book this hotel. It’s NOT just a hotel; it’s an experience. Perfect for a romantic weekend or just a solo escape. It's an escape to luxury, a Pretoria paradise, a place where you can actually unwind. Just go. Now. And tell them I sent you (they probably won’t remember, but a girl can dream, right?).
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly curated travelogue. This is… me in Pretoria, wrestling with reality, trying to find the bloody wifi, and hoping I haven't packed the wrong shoes. Here goes nothing:
Pretoria Pilgrimage: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Braai at Brooklyn Manor
Day 1: Arrival, Angels, and (Mostly) Awkwardness
Morning (or what felt like it, after the 17-hour flight): Landed at OR Tambo. Oh, the heat. It hit me like a wall. Customs was surprisingly painless, which immediately made me suspicious. "Too good to be true," I muttered, already channeling my inner cynic. Found the shuttle to Brooklyn Manor, dodging rogue luggage trolleys and trying not to make eye contact with anyone. Note to self: learn some basic Afrikaans. "Hallo" and "Dankie" are not going to cut it, are they?
Afternoon: Brooklyn Manor - A Charming Lie? Ugh, my god it’s beautiful. Seriously. Photos never do these places justice. The guesthouse itself is a gorgeous old building, all rambling gardens and that "colonial charm" everyone raves about. The staff? All smiles, and the receptionist, Bless her heart, she gave me a room with a view. She also seemed to think I was charming, which is always a relief. My usual level of travel awkwardness is usually reserved for meeting and greeting locals.
Early Evening: Settling in… or Attempting To The bedroom… Oh boy! Cozy, the bathroom, too. My travel instincts are screaming at me. It's too perfect. Is there a catch?!? Did someone hide a flock of poisonous snakes in the closet? Or is South Africa, being so beautiful, meant to hurt me?
Late Evening: The Braai… and the existential dread. Okay, this is where things got interesting. "Braai" time! Everyone was excited. The air filled with the scent of burning charcoal and… meat. I'm talking a mountain of meat. I'm vegetarian, which, apparently, is a cardinal sin in South Africa. The poor gentleman next to me, bless him, offered me his plate of roasted vegetables. While there, I drank too much wine. The laughter, the stories, the warmth… I was completely disarmed. I mean, actually disarmed. I’m a solitary soul. And I, of course, started talking about absolutely nothing of interest, as I usually do. But, hey, I survived. And I ate some awesome veggies.
Bedtime: Exhausted but somewhat hopeful. I'm in bed. I can’t sleep. My thoughts are all over the place. Pretoria's beauty is undeniable, and I don't think the city is out to get me. At least, not yet.
Day 2: History, Art, and a Near-Death Experience (Almost)
Morning: The Voortrekker Monument and My Unwillingness to be Impressed. The monument is huge, imposing, and… well, I’m not sure what to think. It’s a bit… much. All that history and the weighty symbolism; it's like being hit over the head with a history textbook. I appreciate the architectural audacity, though. And the view from the top? Breathtaking. Definitely worth the slow, clanking elevator ride.
Lunch: Finding my Soul… through coffee? I stumbled upon this tiny café, a little hole in the wall. The coffee was divine, and the quiche was even better. I think I could live in this cafe. This is the real meaning of life, no?
Afternoon: The National Museum and a Quick Glimpse of a Deeper Story. The museum was better than expected. Some incredible art, some fascinating exhibits about South African history, and a quiet moment of reflection.
Late afternoon: The botanical gardens and my fear of being alone. The gardens seemed vast, green, and quiet. I thought I would enjoy myself, but it wasn’t the same. I felt this ache in my chest that I couldn’t explain. I wanted to go back to the guesthouse earlier.
Evening: Getting Lost in a Quiet Road. I got lost, then found a hidden braai spot, and almost gave myself a heart attack. The sounds of the people around the area made me relax.
Day 3: The Big Day (well… a Day, at least)
Morning: The Market. I was going to do that thing where I wake up at 6 AM to do the markets. Of course, I'm an idiot, and I woke up at 7:45. The market was bustling Already. I bought some jewelry, some spices I’ll probably never use, and a hat. I hate hats. Now I have one, it's inevitable.
Afternoon: The Nelson Mandela Statue and a Touristy Disaster. I wanted to see the Mandela Statue. It's… imposing. The whole city wants you to bow down and pay your respects. Not for me, though. I just took a picture, smiled, and ran back to where I came from.
Evening: Reliving the Braai: The Sequel and the Unravel. Back. The braai again. My brain just refuses to switch off. I think I was a bit drunk. I started to be a loudmouth. Started to try too hard to be friendly, almost obnoxious! Someone was talking about politics, and, well, I may have completely embarrassed myself by having an opinion.
Day 4: Pretoria, Adieu?
Morning: One Last Breakfast with a View and the bittersweet goodbye. The final breakfast at Brooklyn Manor. I had the usual, the amazing eggs and the coffee. I looked out at the view, drank my coffee, and realised I don’t want to leave.
Afternoon: Back to the Airport & Reality Bites. The shuttle back to the airport. Crowds. Check in. The long security line. Sadness. The endless taxi ride.
Reflections, Rambles, and Regrets
- I still don't know how to navigate my feelings here. It's intense. I'm exhausted, exhilarated, and a little bit in love with South Africa. But I also feel like I've barely scratched the surface.
- I learned that I’m possibly terrible at being a tourist.
- The people were amazing. The beauty was breathtaking. But it's the braai that will stay with me forever. The warmth, the food, and the feeling of belonging… even if it was just for a few hours.
- I'm going to need a vacation from my vacation. Seriously.
And with that, Pretoria, I bid you a shaky and sleep-deprived farewell.
Note: This is completely made up. No offense to anyone who is offended. I'm sure it'll be fixed, I hope.
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Okay, so... Is this whole "Luxury Escape" thing actually *luxury*? Like, real luxury? Or is it just marketing fluff? Spill the tea, already!
Alright, deep breaths. Look, I'm a cynical travel writer. I've seen *things*. I’ve endured "luxury" hotels where the "doorman" looked more like he was auditioning for a zombie apocalypse extra. But… Brooklyn Manor impressed me. Seriously. The Pretoria Paradise? Well, the *property* itself is definitely the luxury side. Think sprawling lawns, a pool that actually looks inviting (and they KEEP it that way – major points!), and rooms that are… well, let me paint you a picture. Imagine a ridiculously comfortable bed. Like, you sink in and disappear for a solid eight hours (which, admittedly, is what I did after my flight). Now add fluffy pillows, a bathroom bigger than my first apartment (seriously, the shower could hold a small dance party), and a view that makes you want to hum showtunes. Okay, so yes, it's luxurious. They get the details right. And the staff? Actually helpful, not just pretending to be. Side note – I still miss the housekeeper who always knew when I needed fresh towels. That’s luxury, people. THAT’S the real deal. They clearly employ a good staff, but they clearly are overworked and understaffed. I saw one poor guy doing three peoples jobs simultaneously. Feel bad for the guy, but the attentiveness was there.
What's the deal with Pretoria? Is it actually worth visiting? I've heard... things.
Pretoria. Ah, the city of jacarandas... and a bit of a reputation. Let's be honest, I went in with some trepidation. The travel warnings are there, and you should definitely be aware of your surroundings. But I also discovered something rather remarkable. Pretoria is... pretty darn cool. The Voortrekker Monument is a must-see – it's a bit intense, history-wise, but the views are incredible. And the museums are fascinating. The city itself is gorgeous, especially when those jacaranda trees are in bloom (which, naturally, wasn't when *I* went... classic). It's a city of layers, of contradictions, of beauty and grit. It's well worth visiting, but… be smart. Don’t wander around alone at night. Don't flash expensive jewelry. Hire a driver for your excursions, and use common sense. Okay? Good. Because frankly? I wouldn't go back there alone, either. It was just... a bit much.
The food! Tell me about the food! Because a stay is only as good as the grub, right?
Oh. My. Goodness. The food. Okay, breathe. So, the Brooklyn Manor has a restaurant on site (the name escapes me; they all start to blend together, don’t they?). The food? Mostly amazing. The breakfast buffet? A crime against humanity… in a good way. I’m talking everything from fresh fruit (the mangoes were *to die for*) to full English breakfasts (because why not, right?). They also have a limited menu for lunch and dinner, but it's enough. My recommendation? Eat any and everything that's local. Try the bobotie; I had it and it was wonderful. And if they offer any kind of game meat? Do it. Try it. You won't be sorry. Though, I, being a delicate flower, nearly screamed when my waiter nonchalantly asked me if I wanted eland. Eland! I mean, what is *even* eland?! I ordered it, and it was… well, it was a unique experience, definitely not something I'll forget. But it's worth it, though you may need a nap afterward!
What’s the BEST thing about Brooklyn Manor? And the WORST? Be honest!
Okay, pulling no punches here. The best thing: the tranquility. Seriously, escaping the chaos (even if just for a few days) in a place like that is… priceless. I could have spent weeks just lying by the pool (the aforementioned inviting one) reading and doing absolutely nothing. And the staff, despite the overwork, were uniformly lovely. The worst thing? Okay, here’s where I get picky. The wifi was a bit spotty in certain areas. Which, granted, could actually be a *good* thing, forcing me to unplug, but when you’re trying to file a story and the internet keeps cutting out, it’s frustrating. Also, I kind of wish there was a slightly more extensive lunch menu. More choices! But hey that is, as another human person would say, nitpicking. Also, I had a minor issue getting the bill processed but eventually they took care of it. So, really the best thing? The whole package. The worst? A few minor hiccups. I’d go back tomorrow, wifi be damned.
What's the vibe like? Is it romantic? Family-friendly? Solo-traveler friendly? Help me define the vibe!
The vibe… is… adaptable. I think that's the best way to put it. It definitely leans towards romantic, with couples strolling around the grounds holding hands and enjoying private dinners. There were also some families there, and the Manor seemed to accommodate them well. (I saw some kids splashing happily in the pool – it looked like a lot of fun!). It's also great for solo travelers. There are plenty of places to sit and relax with just a book. I spent a lot of my time, as a matter of fact, enjoying a solitude. The staff is also very welcoming, and you don't get that feeling of being alone in a city. You feel… safe. Which, in my book, is more important than any arbitrary "vibe." So, yeah, it's pretty versatile.
Okay, I'm sold. How do I book? And are there any inside tips I should know before I go?
Booking is pretty straightforward. Their website is (thankfully!) easy to navigate. Check for deals and packages. And ALWAYS, and I mean *always*, confirm the cancellation policy. You never know! My inside tips? Okay, here we go:
- Bring a good book (or three). Seriously. You'll want to relax.
- Pack a swimsuit. Duh. And sunscreen!
- Request a room with a view. It makes a difference. Trust me.
- Tip the staff well. They deserve it.
- Don't be afraid to ask for anything. They genuinely want to make your stay amazing.
- If you venture out, stay safe. Hire a driver. Be aware.
- Also, be prepared to *eat*. Like, a lot. That food is seriously addictive.
- And finally, embrace the fact that you're in South Africa. Don't try to make it your own, just experience what it is. Just BE there.
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