Escape to Dayton: Luxurious Stay at Holiday Inn Express & Suites!
Escape to Dayton: Luxurious Stay at Holiday Inn Express & Suites!
Escape to Dayton: Why This Holiday Inn Express & Suites Might Actually Make You Happy (Maybe)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I’m about to spill the tea on the Holiday Inn Express & Suites in Dayton. Forget those sterile, corporate reviews. I’m here to tell you the truth. And the truth, as always, is a bit messy.
The Big Picture: Accessibility, Cleanliness, and Overall Vibe (Spoiler: Mostly Positive)
First things first: Accessibility. Look, if you need it, you NEED IT. This place ticks the boxes: Wheelchair accessible, facilities for disabled guests. I didn’t personally test the roll-around situation, but the website and booking info are promising. That’s a huge win.
And now, let’s talk cleanliness. Okay, so in these post-COVID times, this is EVERYTHING. And honestly? They seemed to be taking it seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays. They even offered a room sanitization opt-out. That’s a level of commitment I appreciate, especially since I'm a complete germaphobe. They used professional-grade sanitizing services, so I'm guessing they at least tried to do it right. Bonus points for hand sanitizer readily available. I also noticed CCTV in common areas and outside the property, which gives a little peace of mind.
Now, about that "luxurious" part… let's not get ahead of ourselves. This is a Holiday Inn Express. But it IS a surprisingly comfortable one. The whole place felt… well, CLEAN. And that's the foundation for a good vacation, right?
The Room: A Deep Dive (with a Few Quirks)
I snagged a non-smoking room. (DUH!) And the details? Well, they’re the little things that make a difference, aren’t they?
- Free Wi-Fi: YES! And it actually worked! (Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!). I'm looking at you, hotels that charge $20/day for internet access.
- Air Conditioning: Necessary. Dayton summers are a beast.
- Blackout Curtains: Crucial for sleeping in. Bless them.
- Coffee/Tea Maker: Immediate points.
- Desk, Laptop Workspace: Perfect for pretending to work while secretly watching YouTube.
- Reading light: Good for those late-night novel binges.
- Hair Dryer: Saved me from looking like a drowned rat.
- Mini Bar / Refrigerator: You know, for the essentials (ahem, chocolate).
- The Bed: Surprisingly comfy. Pillows were… well, they were pillows. Not heaven-sent, but not torture devices either.
- Additional toilet: Oh, how I love a toilet.
The one little thing that gave me pause: the window that opens. Not dramatically, mind. A tiny crack. I'm a fresh air kind of person, so I appreciated it.
Okay, some imperfections. Maybe the art was a bit…generic. And I'm not sure that complimentary tea was the best kind. This is not the Ritz, folks. But for the price, the room was solid. Really solid.
Dining, Drinking, and the Quest for the Perfect Breakfast
Okay, breakfast! That's the make-or-break moment, the one that separates the mediocre from the "I'd stay here again" category. And here, the Holiday Inn Express Dayton kinda, sorta, almost nails it.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The classic. The dependable. The source of both joy and existential dread (if you overdo it).
- Western breakfast: Eggs, sausage, waffles… the usual suspects.
- Asian breakfast: They had some kind of rice porridge thing. I wasn't brave enough to try it.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: The coffee was…coffee. Drinkable. (Important).
Here's the problem: It was okay. It wasn't amazing. It wasn’t the kind of breakfast you'd write home about. But it was free. And it filled the hole. So, a C+ at best.
Beyond the Room: Services and Conveniences (the Hidden Gems)
This is where the Holiday Inn Express starts to surprise you.
- Fitness center: I'm not a gym rat, but I peeked in. Decent equipment. I’m guessing it serves its purpose if you’re feeling guilty about eating too much at breakfast.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool was clean, and it had a view (not sure what scenic view, but a view).
- Laundry service: Praise hands emoji. Because who wants to pack dirty clothes?
- Convenience store: Perfect for grabbing a snack (or that extra chocolate bar).
- Car park [free of charge]: No hidden parking fees! YES!
The rest of the amenities: Meeting/banquet facilities, Business facilities, Concierge service… they’re there, and that's good.
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax): The Dayton Scene
Okay, let's be honest, Dayton isn't exactly the Maldives. However, there are things to do! And remember, your hotel is your base to get and rest.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness. Spa/sauna, Sauna. So if you want to relax and sweat, you have all the facilities.
- Outdoor venue for special events, Terrace. If you want to make something bigger, here you have.
- Access, Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. So, whatever you wanna do in Dayton, they will accommodate for you.
For the Kids (or the Kid at Heart)
- Family/child friendly. Okay, this wasn't a Disney resort. But it seemed like they welcomed kids.
- Babysitting service. If you're brave enough to leave your offspring with a stranger!
Services and Other Cool Stuff (that’s easy to miss)
- Daily housekeeping, Daily disinfection in common areas, Front desk [24-hour], Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Luggage storage, Doorman, Elevator, Air conditioning in public area. So, if something happen during your stay, they will assist you to solve it.
The Downsides (because, you know, reality)
- Pets allowed unavailable: A serious bummer for pet owners. Not all heroes wear capes, and not all hotels allow dogs.
- Dining and drinking: This wasn't a culinary paradise. The dining options tended towards the basic.
- Spa: This is a Holiday Inn Express, not a luxury resort. Don't expect a full-blown spa experience.
The Verdict: Would I Stay Here Again?
Honestly? Yeah, I probably would. Given a choice in the Dayton area. So, for a comfy, convenient, and reasonably priced stay this place works. It’s clean, the staff is friendly, and the free Wi-Fi is a godsend. It’s not perfect, and it’s not going to blow your mind. But for the price and everything considered, it's definitely worth considering.
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DEAL ALERT! Escape to Dayton: Luxurious Stay at Holiday Inn Express & Suites!
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- Convenience is Key: Free parking, on-site amenities, and easy access to Dayton's attractions.
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Unbelievable Depok Getaway: Margonda Residence 3 Luxury!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… well, this is me trying to navigate a Holiday Inn Express and Suites in Miamisburg, Ohio. Prepare for chaos (and hopefully, a good laugh).
Operation: Dayton Debacle - A Quest for Mild Entertainment
Day 1: Arrival of Doom (and Hopefully, Breakfast)
- 1:00 PM: Arrival at Dayton International Airport (DAY). Okay, already behind. The flight? Delayed. The rental car? Apparently, a "compact" means a shoebox with wheels. Pray for my sanity.
- 1:45 PM: The Great GPS Gamble. Google Maps, you beautiful, unreliable digital siren! Navigating to the Holiday Inn Express… should be easy, right? Famous last words. Took a wrong turn, ended up staring directly at a cornfield. Ohio, you're already winning. Finally, find the hotel.
- 2:30 PM: Check-in. The Front Desk: A Necessary Evil. The woman at the front desk seemed…tired. I get it, honey. I feel you. Checked in smoothly, but then I noticed my room key wasn't working. Back to the front desk to get it fixed. Yay for small victories!
- 3:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance & The Art of Settling In. Room 327! Ah, the hallowed halls of…a perfectly adequate hotel room. Two queen beds, a desk that looked like it had seen better days, and a view of… the parking lot. Honestly, I've seen worse. Unpack. Try to remember where I put my charger. (Spoiler alert: it’s always in the bottom of the bag.)
- 3:30 PM - 5:00 PM: The Quest for Coffee & Mild Stimulation. Okay, let's be real. After a delayed flight and the car adventure, I needed caffeine. Badly. Down to the lobby. The coffee situation? Not great. Thin, lukewarm, and tasted suspiciously like sadness. Chugged it anyway. Needed to get out of the room.
- 5:00 PM - 6:30 PM: Exploring the… Hotel Amenities? The pool? Closed for maintenance. The "fitness center"? Resembled a glorified storage closet with a treadmill and a stationary bike that looked suspiciously like it was about to fall apart. Abandoned ship.
- 6:30 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner! (Pray for sustenance). Walked to a random chain restaurant. The service was slow. The food… edible. I ate it. That's all I'm saying.
- 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Back in the Room – Channel Surfing & Existential Dread. Finally decided to hit the hay and settle down after a long day. The TV remote? Lost cause. Too many channels. Ended up watching reruns of some old show. Did some work, because that never ends. Before I knew it, it was midnight. And I haven't seen the hotel amenities yet!
- 10:00 PM: Sleep (Hopefully, Without Being Eaten by Bed Bugs). Praying for a restful night. Praying I won't regret not upgrading my room.
Day 2: The Breakfast Buffet & The (Potentially) Exciting Real World
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast: The Moment of Truth. The free breakfast! This is the make-or-break moment. Will it be a glorious spread of eggs, bacon, and fluffy pancakes? Or the usual hotel buffet purgatory of lukewarm sausage and stale bagels? Fingers crossed. (Update: The sausage was surprisingly decent. The coffee, still questionable, but passable. Score!)
- 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The National Museum of the U.S. Air Force. Finally! A reason to leave the hotel premises! The museum was huge. Way bigger than anticipated. Got lost a few times. So many planes. So much history. But my feet were killing me by the end.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch (Again, Pray for Edible). Found a diner near the museum. Ordered a burger. It was… fine. I'm starting to think the food in Ohio is intentionally middle-of-the-road, to keep expectations perpetually low.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Back to the hotel to work. Back in the room. Sigh. Now it's time to do my work. Trying to stay focused.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The hotel’s pool. The pool! It was open! Went for a quick dip. Discovered the water was freezing. Quickly got out.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Free Time. I have free time for once! Found a local coffee shop. Had some coffee and a pastry.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner and Rest. Finding a restaurant has become a routine. Ordered pizza.
- 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Finishing up work. Finishing up work with the news and other things.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep (Again, Praying for No Bed Bugs). Here we go again, another night in a hotel.
Day 3: Departure (and Gratitude for Survival)
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast (The Anticipation Levels are Sky High!). Praying for a decent breakfast.
- 8:00 AM: Packing & The Perpetual Struggle. Packing! Always the worst part. Did I forget anything? Probably.
- 9:00 AM: Check Out & The Final Assessment. Checking out. Saying goodbye to…the parking lot view. Feeling an odd mix of relief and vague sadness. Another hotel successfully survived.
- 10:00 AM: Heading to the airport. Getting stuck in traffic. The drive to the airport should be easy, right? Wrong.
- 11:00 AM: Goodbye Ohio! Boarding the plane. The flight back home.
Final Thoughts:
Okay, the Holiday Inn Express and Suites Dayton South I 675 by IHG Miamisburg. It was… a hotel. Clean enough. The staff were nice enough. The breakfast buffet… well, it filled a hole. Ohio? It's got its charms. Mostly in the form of cornfields and a surprisingly good Air Force museum. Would I return? Maybe. Would I recommend it? Sure. But temper your expectations. Embrace the mediocrity. And always, always, pack extra coffee. You'll need it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a real coffee shop and decompress.
Phuket Paradise Found: Unbelievable Luxury at The Palms Residence
Alright, spill it! Is this Holiday Inn Express *really* luxurious, or are we being sold a dream?
Okay, let's be real. "Luxurious" might be a *slight* exaggeration. Think less "bougie penthouse" and more "comfortably appointed, clean, and with a really fantastic breakfast bar." It's...good. Like, surprisingly good. The beds? Plush. The pillows? Fluffy enough to almost forgive myself for the existential dread of being awake at 3 AM. The suites? Spacious enough to actually, you know, *move* without feeling like you're doing a interpretive dance routine in a phone booth. I once stayed in a hotel advertised as luxurious... and the "luxury" consisted of a single, sad rubber ducky in the bathroom and a minibar that was more expensive than my rent. So, yeah, the Holiday Inn Express? Compared to that, it's practically an Eden.
Let's talk breakfast. Is it the usual sad, soggy eggs situation?
Listen, breakfast is make-or-break, right? And blessedly, this one BREAKS the monotony. No, it's not Michelin-star worthy, but they have a waffle maker that *actually* works. (A truly under-appreciated invention, I tell you!). Plus, the scrambled eggs? Generally edible. Sometimes, if you're lucky, they'll have little sausage patties. My weakness. I may have eaten, like, a *dozen* one time. Don't judge me! Hey, after a long day of... well, *whatever* I was doing, I earned that sausage, and the tiny, plastic-wrapped fruit. Okay, the coffee isn't *stellar*, but caffeine is caffeine. And honestly, the whole setup is just... convenient. Makes me feel like I'm adulting, even when I know I'm not.
What's the deal with the location? Is it actually "escape-worthy"?
Okay, "escape" is relative. It's not *remote*. It's in Dayton. Which, depending on your perspective, is either a perfectly fine place or a place where the only emergency is boredom (just kidding, Dayton! Mostly). But, it's conveniently located to... things. Like restaurants. And maybe a museum or two. And definitely, the real escape, a very good, well-stocked, Walgreens a stone's throw away! It is close enough to the freeway to easily jump on the road, or jump off of a bus if you're into that. It's a decent basecamp. It's not the Maldives, but it'll do.
Tell me about the staff! Are they friendly? Or are they secretly plotting some kind of hotel-themed uprising?
In my experience? Friendly! Like, genuinely friendly. They smile. They say hello. They seem… sane? I once asked for an extra pillow (because, as previously discussed, existential dread and 3 AM), and the front desk person didn't even bat an eye. Just, "Certainly, coming right up!" Bless them. I feel like they're probably seen it all. I'm sure there's been some wild behavior over the years. I'm here for it. Okay, I'm probably painting a rosy picture. I'm gonna give it a solid 8/10, good enough rating.
Okay, let's talk laundry. Do they have laundry facilities? Because packing light is clearly not my forte.
Alright, this is a big one, people! And the answer, my friends, is... yes! They do. BUT! (And there's always a but, isn't there?) The last time I used the laundry... it was a *scene*. First of all, the machines were like ancient relics. They looked like they were salvaged from a Cold War era missile silo. Which, honestly, I found quite fascinating. Then, the dryer took, like, three cycles to dry a single shirt. And the soap dispenser? Mysteriously empty. It was a whole ordeal. Bring your own detergent, people. And a book. And maybe a prayer. Oh, and a backup outfit. Just in case. But at least they *have* laundry. Thank you, Holiday Inn Express, for saving me from smelling like a gym sock.
The pool! Tell me about the pool! Is it pristine paradise or a chlorinated petri dish?
Okay, the pool. It's... there. It *looks* clean. I haven't actually swam in it. I *think* I saw a kid wearing a tiny, plastic scuba set in there once. And another time, a group of people doing synchronized swimming (I'm not judging, but that made the breakfast buffet the next morning *interesting*). It's indoors, which is a plus. My advice? Look before you leap. And maybe pack some antibacterial hand gel. But hey, if you have kids, or are just a kid at heart, it could be your own private aquatic wonderland. Or a way to accidentally drink a lot of chlorine-flavored water. Your call.
Is it pet-friendly? Because my chihuahua, Princess Fluffybutt, demands the finer things in life.
I *think* it is. I've definitely seen some well-behaved dogs in the lobby. Definitely check with the hotel directly, though! You don't want Princess Fluffybutt throwing a diva fit because she can't get her daily dose of room service (which, knowing my friend's dog, that's entirely possible).
Any final thoughts or things to be aware of?
Okay, here's the deal: The Holiday Inn Express & Suites in Dayton is not going to change your life. It's not going to transport you to a tropical paradise. But it's a solid, reliable option. It's clean, comfortable, conveniently located, and the breakfast? Well, it'll get you started. Don't go expecting a five-star experience, and you won't be disappointed. Consider it a decent, middle-of-the-road vacation. Maybe bring your own coffee if you're a caffeine snob (no shame!). But most of all, bring a sense of humor. Because let's be real, that's what matters most. And don't forget the laundry detergent. Seriously.
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