Roseburg's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn Central Review & Hidden Perks!
Roseburg's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn Central Review & Hidden Perks!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the wild world of Roseburg's "BEST Kept Secret": The Quality Inn Central. And lemme tell you, after my recent stay? Secret's OUT. Forget those cookie-cutter hotel experiences. This place? It's got personality, quirks, and – dare I say it – a certain charm. Let's get messy, shall we?
First Impressions (and My Initial Panic About Accessibility)
Okay, so let's be REAL. As someone who's (ahem) vertically challenged and sometimes feels like I'm navigating a maze designed by giants, accessibility is crucial. The good news? The Quality Inn Central mostly delivers. They've got elevators, which, bless their hearts, isn't always a given. The lobby isn't a complete free-for-all chaos, and the ramps were… well, they existed! (Look, I appreciate anything that isn't a sheer cliff face.)
Accessibility:
- Wheelchair accessible: Yep!
- Elevator: Check! (And thankfully, it wasn't a death trap.)
- Facilities for disabled guests: They have those too!
The Room: My Personal Sanctuary (or at least, a decent one)
My room? Perfectly fine. Nothing groundbreaking, but clean, comfortable, and with a view of… well, a parking lot. But hey, a clean parking lot is better than a dirty one, right? I dug the blackout curtains. Seriously, a lifesaver for this light-sensitive vampire. And the free Wi-Fi? GOLD.
Available in all rooms:
- Air conditioning: Absolutely essential.
- Alarm clock: Right on! (Though I used my phone, because, hello, 2024.)
- Bathrobes: Not in my room (bummer), but hey, I brought my own comfy hoodie.
- Bathroom phone: Nope, and good riddance.
- Bathtub: There was one. I briefly considered a bubble bath, then remembered I'm too lazy.
- Blackout curtains: YES! My soul rejoices.
- Carpeting: Standard, nothing special.
- Closet: Plenty of space to hang my slightly-too-many-outfits-for-a-weekend wardrobe.
- Coffee/tea maker: A definite win for morning caffeine needs.
- Complimentary tea: I'll take it!
- Daily housekeeping: And they actually cleaned!
- Desk: Essential for pretending to work (read: scrolling social media).
- Extra long bed: Nope. But the bed was comfy.
- Free bottled water: Nice touch!
- Hair dryer: Got it!
- High floor: Sadly mine was low.
- In-room safe box: Did not use, because I have nothing of value.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Not for me, but a great thing for families.
- Internet access – LAN: Not used. Wasted, but available.
- Internet access – wireless: Like I said, free, and good Wi-Fi.
- Ironing facilities: In the room!
- Laptop workspace: Yep.
- Linens: Clean!
- Mini bar: Nope. Boo.
- Mirror: Essential for ego-stroking.
- Non-smoking: THANK GOD.
- On-demand movies: I'm more of a streaming person, but okay.
- Private bathroom: Yep.
- Reading light: It worked! Unlike some hotels I've been to…
- Refrigerator: Score! Perfect for keeping leftovers.
- Safety/security feature: Smoke detector! And I didn't set it off, so win.
- Satellite/cable channels: Didn't even turn the TV on.
- Scale: I refuse to weigh myself when on vacation.
- Seating area: A small one. Fine for collapsing in after a long day.
- Separate shower/bathtub: YUP.
- Shower: Had one.
- Slippers: Didn't find any.
- Smoke detector: Yes.
- Socket near the bed: YES! For my phone!
- Sofa: Nah mate.
- Soundproofing: Pretty good. Didn't hear any wild parties (thank goodness)
- Telephone: Did not use, but there.
- Toiletries: Meh. Bring your own, people.
- Towels: Soft and clean.
- Umbrella: Nope.
- Visual alarm: Not in my specific room
- Wake-up service: Nope.
The Eating Game: Breakfast Blues and a Missing Bar
Okay, here’s where things get a little wonky. Breakfast, they offer a "breakfast buffet". Yawn. But they did have some hot options, and I'd say it's a decent start. Maybe not Michelin-star worthy, but hey, it's free.
Dining, drinking, and snacking:
- Breakfast [buffet]: Uh-huh.
- Breakfast service: Yup.
- Restaurants: Nope.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yup.
- Snack bar: Noooope.
- Poolside bar: Nope.
- Happy hour: Not when I went.
- Room service [24-hour]: Sadly, no.
- Bar: Nope.
- A la carte in restaurant: Nope.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Nope.
- Desserts in restaurant: Nope.
- International cuisine in restaurant: Nope.
- Asian breakfast: Nope.
- Buffet in restaurant: Nope.
- Coffee shop: Nope.
- Salad in restaurant: Nope.
- Soup in restaurant: Nope.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Nope.
- Western breakfast: Nope.
- Western cuisine in restaurant: Nope.
- Bottle of water: Yes.
- Breakfast in room: Nope.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Probably.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Probably.
The "Things To Do" Conundrum
- Fitness center: Didn't check it out (hello, vacation!)
- Swimming pool: Outdoor pool. Looked nice. Didn't use it though.
- Spa/sauna: They didn't have one.
- Massage: No.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe (Mostly)
This is important, folks. The place seemed clean. The staff seemed to genuinely care. The anti-viral stuff and hand sanitizer was there.
Cleanliness and safety:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Yes.
- Breakfast in room: Nope.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Probably.
- Cashless payment service: Yes.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yup.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Maybe?
- First aid kit: Yup.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere!
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: I assume so.
- Hygiene certification: Unsure.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Yes, at least for some.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They tried!
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Perhaps.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Unsure.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Yes.
- Safe dining setup: Yes.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Probably.
- Shared stationery removed: Unsure.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Seemed it.
- Sterilizing equipment: Likely.
The Hidden Perks: A Few Unexpected Gems
Okay, this is what earns the "hidden perks" label.
Services and conveniences:
- Air conditioning in public area: Yep!
- Business facilities: A conference room, basically.
- Cash withdrawal: Nope!
- Concierge: Nope!
- Contactless check-in/out: Yes, mostly.
- Convenience store: Nope, but a store nearby.
- Currency exchange: Nope.
- Daily housekeeping: YES!
- Doorman: Haha, no.
- Elevator: Yup
- Essential condiments: Not really.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Yes.
- Food delivery: Did not use.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Nope.
- Indoor venue for special events: Not during my stay.
- Invoice provided: Probably.
- Ironing service: In my room
- Laundry service: Probably.
- Luggage storage: Didn't use.
- Meeting/banquet facilities: Yes.
- Meetings: Yes.
- Meeting stationery: Probably.
- On-site event hosting: Possibly.
- Outdoor venue for special events: Possibly.
- Projector/LED display: Not noticed.
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a whirlwind of a trip… or at least, my version of a whirlwind… that involves the Quality Inn Central in Roseburg, Oregon. Believe me, it's gonna be less "luxury travel blogger" and more "slightly-unhinged travel writer who's probably mispacked and definitely needs a coffee."
The Roseburg Ramble: A Stream of Consciousness Itinerary (Read at Your Own Risk!)
Day 1: Arrival of Mild Chaos and the Quest for Caffeine
1:00 PM (ish) - Arrival/Hotel Check-In: Okay, so first impressions of the Quality Inn… it smells like… well, a hotel. A vaguely familiar, cleanish, slightly floral (maybe?) hotel fragrance. I'm already battling a minor headache from the drive. Crucially, I need caffeine within the next eight minutes or things might get very dramatic. The front desk guy seemed nice enough, though I swear he gave me a look when I stumbled past with my rolling suitcase. Did I almost trip over the tiny decorative plant by the elevator? Maybe. We'll never truly know.
1:30 PM - The Great Coffee Hunt: Roseburg, my friend, is a town of secrets. Namely, where the GOOD coffee is. The little in-room coffee maker is… well, it's there. It's brewing something, anyway. But this calls for something more. I swear I saw a sign for a coffee shop as I drove in. Now, the real challenge begins. Google Maps, guide me! (Hopefully my phone doesn't die before I find the elixir of life.)
2:30 PM - Coffee Conquered (Maybe): Found it! A little independent shop called "The Daily Grind" or some variation. It was perfect. Now I feel alive, and very relieved. I am a menace to the world without caffeine.
- (Anecdote): There was a guy in line ahead of me who ordered a "quad shot, extra-hot, oat milk, with a sprinkle of cinnamon." I stared at him, mouth agape. I just wanted a black coffee. But hey, you do you, quad-shot guy.
3:00 PM - Settling In & Room Reconnaissance: Okay, the room is… functional. Two beds, a questionable painting of something… vaguely nature-y, and a TV that probably still works. The air conditioning is definitely on the fritz, and if I’m honest my mind has already moved on to dinner plans.
4:00 PM - Drive to Umpqua National Forest. So I'm driving and the radio is on, and I’m thinking… the Umpqua National Forest! I hope I can hike some, and photograph some! (I really need to go back to shooting film, though… I love film.)
- (Impression) Okay, wow. The drive to the Umpqua National Forest is beautiful, so beautiful. The water features are phenomenal. I think I may be in nature heaven.
6:00 PM - Dinner Dilemma: Okay, where to eat… is this Roseburg trip turning into a food hunt? This is either going to be awesome, or a total disaster.
- (Observation) I am now extremely hungry. I will need to do some research and find a restaurant. Ugh, research. I'm already regretting not packing more snacks.
7:30 PM - Dinner Achieved! Found it. A local place recommended by the hotel. The burger was… acceptable. The fries were… meh. But the waitress was super nice, so, points for that. I had a beer too. I’m ready for bed, this is going to be a rough schedule.
9:00 PM - Bedtime: Maybe. I'm currently debating the merits of watching TV versus reading a trashy novel. Honestly, both sound appealing. The hotel feels comfortable enough. I’m really just missing my dog at this point. Good night, Roseburg.
Day 2: The Umpqua Obsession and the Art of Mild Disappointment
7:00 AM - Wake Up (Reluctantly): Oh God, breakfast! That’s the free breakfast. And breakfast at hotels will be like a bad movie. I need to think, what should I do? Grab some coffee.
7:30 AM - Breakfast Buffet - A Descent Into Doubt: Okay, the breakfast buffet is… an experience. I load up on the waffle, because why not? I mean, that's what the hotel is good for.
- (Emotional Reaction): I just hate the fake eggs. Why?! Why must they exist?
8:30 AM - Umpqua National Forest, Round Two! (And maybe a slight detour into existential dread): I returned to the Umpqua National Forest, I am in heaven. I also felt the crushing weight of the universe. I can’t shake it. The thought that maybe… maybe all this beauty will be gone is heavy.
11:00 AM - The Crater Lake Road Trip Decision: Did I want to go to crater lake. I do love crater lake. Oh it’s such a beautiful spot.
12:00 PM - Check Out: It's over. Farewell, Quality Inn. (You were… fine.)
- (Quirky Observation): The housekeeping staff definitely judged my messy bed. And the fact that I left a half-eaten waffle on the desk. Oops.
The Aftermath:
And that's it! My whirlwind tour of Roseburg. It was… a trip. I saw some beauty, ate some questionable food, and contemplated the meaning of life while staring at a waterfall. Would I go back? Probably! The Umpqua National Forest alone is worth the trip. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll remember to pack actual snacks next time. Next time will be better. Probably!
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Roseburg's "BEST Kept Secret"? Decoding the Quality Inn Central (Spoiler: It's Not *All* Secret)
Okay, spill the beans! Is this Quality Inn REALLY a "best kept secret"? I've heard whispers...
Alright, alright, let's be honest. "Best kept secret" might be a *slight* exaggeration. My aunt, bless her heart, told EVERYONE. The secret got out, but here's what I *will* say: It's a solid, reliable choice in Roseburg. It's not the Ritz, people, but the price is right, and it gets the job done. Think of it as a dependable workhorse, not a prancing show pony. I've stayed there a few times – mostly for visiting my aforementioned aunt, who lives practically across the street.
My *real* best kept secret? The vending machine choices at 2 AM. I'm talking gourmet peanuts, guys. Gourmet peanuts. (More on that later...)
Let's talk about the rooms. Are they... clean? Because I'm a germaphobe, and my aunt's a *bit* of a slob (sorry, Aunt Mildred!)
Okay, this is important. The rooms are GENERALLY clean. Let me clarify: I've never found a significant biohazard. The cleaning crew is, like, human, you know? They try their best. One time, though, I swear I saw a single rogue Cheerio under the bed. It was a *miserable* experience for the Cheerio, I can promise you that. (Picture a tiny, lonely Cheerio, yearning for its cereal kith and kin.)
Seriously though, they're usually spotless, but don't go expecting a hospital operating room. Pack some Clorox wipes if you're truly concerned. Peace of mind, you know?
What about the breakfast? Free breakfast is a HUGE deal!
The breakfast? Ah, the breakfast. It’s… *functional*. We're talking continental, folks. Think cereals, muffins (possibly a little *stale*, let's be honest), coffee that'll keep you going (and maybe make you regret your life decisions), and that pre-packaged, shrink-wrapped anything. It's not going to win any culinary awards, but it'll fill your belly. I usually load up on the mini-muffins early. Because, well, who are we kidding...it's free.
My best breakfast memory? Sneaking a second cinnamon roll (don't judge!), and then accidentally spilling coffee on my shirt. The breakfast is a bit bland, sure.. but it’s free. And I can’t argue with free cinnamon rolls. And I'm totally the person who wears coffee stains as a badge of honor.
Hidden perks? You mentioned something about gourmet peanuts... elaborate!
Okay, this is a BIG one. The vending machines. They are *divine*. Listen, after a long drive, nothing hits the spot like a bag of...wait for it...honey-roasted peanuts. Gourmet ones. The ones with the extra crunchy bit that makes you feel *alive* again.
Picture this: 2 AM, jet lag hitting hard, and you're staring at a vending machine that understands your cravings. It's a lifesaver. I'm not exaggerating when I say those peanuts are a defining aspect of the Quality Inn experience. Okay, maybe I am, but they're REALLY good. And I'm kind of obsessed.
Beyond the peanuts? Sometimes there's a decent selection of chips and maybe even a candy bar that'll make you forget your troubles for a few glorious, calorie-laden minutes. It's a small thing, but it makes a difference.
Any drawbacks? Be honest! We already established you're not a professional reviewer...
Alright, alright, the truth. The walls are… thin. You WILL hear your neighbors, especially if they're having a lively conversation or enjoying a particularly energetic night. Bring earplugs. Trust me on this one. (My aunt snored like a chainsaw, and I learned that the hard way). Also, the Wi-Fi can be a little spotty at times. And the parking lot is sometimes a cluster-you-know-what.
Also… don't expect fancy amenities. There's a pool, but I've never actually used it (Aunt Mildred is a *swim* instructor, which I am not, so swimming is mostly for her and not me). It looks…clean enough, though!
Oh, and the elevator. Let's just say it's seen better days. I once got stuck in it for a solid five minutes. Thankfully, there was a spare bag of gourmet peanuts in my pocket. So, silver linings, people! Silver linings.
Overall, would you recommend it?
Look, if you're looking for a budget-friendly, conveniently located place to stay in Roseburg, then yes! I would. It’s not a terrible experience, and the staff I've interacted with have always been friendly and helpful. Consider it a solid, practical choice. And the vending machines? Totally worth it. Just BYO earplugs, and maybe a backup stash of your own gourmet peanuts. You'll thank me later.
Would I stay there again? Probably. Especially if I'm visiting Aunt Mildred (and her snoring.) You know, if I were to give it another 50 words: It doesn't pretend to be more that it is. And sometimes, that's a relief. It doesn't have the bells and whistles, but it’s comfortable – in a "I'm going to get a decent nights sleep" kind of way. I mean, would I *choose* the Ritz Carlton over the Quality Inn in Roseburg? Duh! But in absence of said Ritz Carlton, I wouldn't pass up on it. And the vending machines. Seriously, the peanuts.
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